Crospy 

noun
1. a foolish, ignorant, young person who can´t do anything
2. a smart, helpful person turned into a foolish, idiotic, older person
3. A cringe lord of everything

When you were young, we thought you would be a genius, but you just turned out to be a lazy crospy.

Crospy by Scooby Doo wants to lick you February 16, 2021

Crispy x 

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Usually followed by an 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation. Followers of @mileskane on instagram will be able to witness daily examples of the word in use through his story. May also be Liverpudlian slang.

"Crispy loafers X"
"Crispy in the pool X"
"Fuckin crispy X"

Crispy x by memeturnerz December 28, 2018

Crispy Drawers 

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.

My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.

Crispy Drawers by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

take a crosby 

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.

"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.

take a crosby by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Crispy hippie 

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

Crispy hippie by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

Ja'Crispy 

A nick name / pet name used for the celebrity comedian Sal Vulcano. It is mentioned in multiple episodes of Impactical Jokers.

Joe: "Hey Ja'Crispy lemme see that Jaden Smith tattoo"
Sal: *falls down laughing*

Ja'Crispy by Steelers Fan June 25, 2018

Crispy Motherfucker 

Someone who can be classified as an asshole that gets roasted through the 6th dimension.

Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.

Dellado: Hey Myth, look at this play i just made
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day

Crispy Motherfucker by DomTheDomo October 20, 2016