Craspy 

1.When something is extremely crispy and hard to the touch, a higher level of crispiness.

1.Carlos used so much Dippity-do in his hair it became "craspy". He liked it this way as no hair would be out of place for his big date.

2. Janets hands were so dry they were craspy.

Craspy by Rex212 May 12, 2009

craspy 

the feeling you get when you wake up after a night of drinking and your throat is mysteriously raw.

I should have never been the only girl at that frat party, I woke up feeling quite craspy.

craspy by a harmless pie October 16, 2008

Craspy 

A word often used to express a wide range of emotions including joy, fear, anger, frustration, excitement, pain, sadness, love, and confusion.

“Wow! That pony ride was so craspy!”

Craspy by papermoonkinglol May 28, 2021

Crispy x 

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Usually followed by an 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation. Followers of @mileskane on instagram will be able to witness daily examples of the word in use through his story. May also be Liverpudlian slang.

"Crispy loafers X"
"Crispy in the pool X"
"Fuckin crispy X"

Crispy x by memeturnerz December 28, 2018

Crispy Drawers 

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.

My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.

Crispy Drawers by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

crappy piece of crap 

iDubbz. Literally.

Do you know what idubbz is?

You: What?

A CRAPPY PIECE OF CRAP!

crappy piece of crap by MyBigFatBoobs December 13, 2019

Crispy hippie 

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

Crispy hippie by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008