Crondo

This expletive means that you are about to pass wind.

Amber: "Crondo!"
Rhona: "ARGH!!! Goodbye world!"

by hughesy_mate August 1, 2004

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Screen condom

People who keep a plastic screen sheath on their smartphone for protection despite the fact that it reduces the quality of their visual pleasure.

I can't understand people who use screen condoms, they never get to fully enjoy their screens. Even without protection, by the time the glass would be so unclear you'd most likely would be getting a new phone anyway...

by flockit March 6, 2015

Condofy

Someone who finds the perfect condo, like any condo.

"Hey I found the perfect condo"
"Oh really is it good enough to Condofy?"
"Heck yeah!"

by RealEstateAgent001 April 10, 2021

condomise

To use a condom during sex

Be wise- condomise!

by redhotchillipepper November 1, 2011

glue condom

the leftover glue on glue bottle cap that dries, blocking any other glue from coming out

Friend 1: Ach, the bloody glue won't come out!

Friend 2: Did you take the glue condom off the cap?

Friend 1: (peels glue condom off) Genius!

by Lick the Toes Dawg May 7, 2009