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Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

Crondolium 

A Crondolium is another word for a big forehead or another word for Noggin
"Bro she got a big a** Crondolium"
Crondolium by PlugOnTop November 3, 2022

Condoleezus 

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.
Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.
Condoleezus by PMax February 11, 2008
one who possesses great affinity for marijuana; one who has the capacity to induce large doses of marijuana
'King is a hell crondor'
crondor by Gave 'King' McMahon October 30, 2005

Illinois Cornholer

The act of inserting a corncob up the girls anal cavity, whilst fornicating, and then make her eat the corn. Hot buttery corn, extra points.
My girlfriend loved the taste of the corn after we did the Illinois Cornholer.
Illinois Cornholer by Blunchtable December 9, 2010

Condomer 

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
Condomer by Snoos September 30, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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