A severely retarded school boy who has a crippling monster energy drink addiction and doesnt know how to use a comb. They also have a tendency to fart regularly and say sorry straight after passing the wind.
Ha, look, its a crondolonium. Jesus whats that smell.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.