Crocopuss 

A term of endearment for ones partner, pet or close friend. A representation of the cute duckbillness of a Platypus and the snappy, short fused Croc. Referring to someone using this term shows your appreciation for an odd looking, unpredictable yet lovable creature.

Pass the salt Crocopuss

Crocopuss by DizzieCroc November 23, 2021

coctopuss

the ratio of males to females; typically with reference to a social setting.

Whats's the coctopuss situation at the bar?

coctopuss by John and Aaron November 23, 2011

Chocopussylingus 

The act of inserting a chocolate item such as a Creme Egg or Malteser into a woman's vagina, then letting it melt a bit and licking out the contents. Very pleasureable act for both partners.

Kesh just performed chocopussylingus and gave Sue an amazing orgasm by licking a melted chocolate from her pussy. His face was covered in chocolate and cum.

Chocopussylingus by smashy11 February 11, 2009

croctopus 

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.

Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!

croctopus by Crunchyness July 2, 2009

cockpussy 

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

cockpussy by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

Cockpuss 

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

Cockpuss by Morbo January 10, 2004

croopusfied 

When someone is taped to a wall

Person 1: "Ok, so you know how Jeebus was croopusfied?"
Person 2: "What?"

croopusfied by Venom Pat-daddy November 29, 2020