Cockpuss

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

by Morbo January 10, 2004

Cockpurse

1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.

She sleeps with everyone, what a cockpurse

by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010

Cockcussion

Slamming that ass so hard you give her a cockcussion

I bent my date over and hit it so hard I gave her a cockcussion

by HorseWhisperer January 7, 2018

cockpushups

Its were u fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then u let ur boner lift u up off the ground

Ive been doin cockpushups

by Chris B. February 3, 2005

cockussy

A cock. Cockussy is another name for a cock. Made by combining the word "cock" and the suffix "-ussy".

Damn bro, this boy got the best cockussy in town, no cap.

by The_Great_Alex May 13, 2022

Cockpiss

A Cockpiss is an irritating individual who is unaware of their status. Cockpiss's can most frequently be found in bars and pubs, usually standing at the end of the bar making 'friendly banter' with the staff, and attempting to impress anyone who should come within eight feet of them with made up knowledge. The Cockpiss (whichever gender) has an insatiable appetite for attention. A Cockpiss will never back down when it comes to knowledge on any given subject, even if they know nothing about it. A Cockpiss has an uncanny ability to fabricate his or her own life experiences when it comes to scoring points from the subject of his/her focus. Cockpiss's have a tendancy to ridicule you about your 'lack of knowledge' on the subject of the situation, even if everyone else who may be involved knows that you do indeed know more. Cockpiss's are generally harmless, often friendly and possessing more bark than bite. But beware, a Cockpiss loves nothing more than to gossip about their friends/peers/enemies/complete strangers. Never divulge personal information to a Cockpiss, as it won't stay personal for long. A Cockpiss can display involuntary Troll tendancies, should they be indulged and taken seriously. The best defense against a Cockpiss is to nod, smile, and let them talk. They soon get bored and move onto their next victim.

"Your friend is talking shit again, he's never even heard of that band!" "Yeah I know, don't take him too seriously, he's a Cockpiss." "A Cockpiss? Ah, I thought so, but you shoulda told me bro! Haha!"

by rahtedpumpclart February 24, 2012

Cockussion

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.

She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.

by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009