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Cockpurse
1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.
Cockpurse by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010
Related Words
Cockpuss • cockpussypenis • cock pussy • Cock Pussy Fingers • cockcussion • cockpusher • cockussy • cockapuss • Cockpulse • Cockussion
Cockcussion
Cockcussion by HorseWhisperer January 7, 2018
cockpushups
cockpushups by Chris B. February 3, 2005
cockussy
A cock. Cockussy is another name for a cock. Made by combining the word "cock" and the suffix "-ussy".
cockussy by The_Great_Alex May 13, 2022
Cockpiss
A Cockpiss is an irritating individual who is unaware of their status. Cockpiss's can most frequently be found in bars and pubs, usually standing at the end of the bar making 'friendly banter' with the staff, and attempting to impress anyone who should come within eight feet of them with made up knowledge. The Cockpiss (whichever gender) has an insatiable appetite for attention. A Cockpiss will never back down when it comes to knowledge on any given subject, even if they know nothing about it. A Cockpiss has an uncanny ability to fabricate his or her own life experiences when it comes to scoring points from the subject of his/her focus. Cockpiss's have a tendancy to ridicule you about your 'lack of knowledge' on the subject of the situation, even if everyone else who may be involved knows that you do indeed know more. Cockpiss's are generally harmless, often friendly and possessing more bark than bite. But beware, a Cockpiss loves nothing more than to gossip about their friends/peers/enemies/complete strangers. Never divulge personal information to a Cockpiss, as it won't stay personal for long. A Cockpiss can display involuntary Troll tendancies, should they be indulged and taken seriously. The best defense against a Cockpiss is to nod, smile, and let them talk. They soon get bored and move onto their next victim.
"Your friend is talking shit again, he's never even heard of that band!" "Yeah I know, don't take him too seriously, he's a Cockpiss." "A Cockpiss? Ah, I thought so, but you shoulda told me bro! Haha!"
Cockpiss by rahtedpumpclart February 24, 2012
Cockussion
The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.
She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.
Cockussion by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009
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