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Russian Crockpot 

Leaving your weiner in a girls butt after anal until it becomes hard again.
"Hey girl you want a Russian crock pot this weekend."
"I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"
"Hey girl you wanna Russian Crockpot?"
"Well I'm really into European appliances so I would love one!"

Kentucky Crockpot 

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin
I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.
Kentucky Crockpot by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

The Crockpot 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.
Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."
The Crockpot by Mitch Nasty February 3, 2015

Upside down crockpot 

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand
Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night

Crockpottin’ 

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
Crockpottin’ by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Cambodian Crockpot 

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.
I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.
Cambodian Crockpot by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011