critched 

Similar to crooked.meening not straight, or to be slightly bent.

The Christmas tree is still Critched,we need to straighten it up. Or, That man is Critched as hell.

critched by Tommy Jon December 24, 2019

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

crotched 

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

crotched by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

Critchellites 

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

Critchellites by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

critchets 

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.

Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!

critchets by Dana ccc September 5, 2007

Crinched

Your underwear are so bunged that you are crinched.

My god I won the lottery, I be crinched.

Crinched by klinq December 21, 2010

crotchedy 

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

crotchedy by the jacknife December 28, 2003