Crotchward

When a perfectly normal conversation about crotches becomes extremely awkward, very suddenly.

Person #1: These jeans are super cool but they fit my crotch weirdly.

Person #2: Speaking of which, my crotch itches.
Person #1: Crotchward!

by allaboutcrotches.org November 29, 2010

Crotchwalking

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.

Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?

by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotchturd

A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.

I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!

by flatpatty September 26, 2009

Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

crocward

when situations become awkward due to the fact that somebody is wearing crocs.

After she showed everybody her shoes, the conversation was really crocward.

Last night was crocward!

by bl0ndeee October 21, 2010

crotchbar

the sidebar of youtube which is now underneath the video.

leave a comment, question or video response below the crotchbar.

by kalei lubov June 15, 2010

Crotchmurder

A willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person's genitals.

Shut up before I crotchmurder you.

After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.

by Erufalion November 2, 2004