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When a perfectly normal conversation about crotches becomes extremely awkward, very suddenly.
Person #1: These jeans are super cool but they fit my crotch weirdly.

Person #2: Speaking of which, my crotch itches.
Person #1: Crotchward!
by allaboutcrotches.org November 26, 2010
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