coote

n. A derivative of coot. An Old English word describing the likeness to a water fowl that at appears stupid at first, but on further inspection is highly intelligent and simply being a twat to amuse his/herself for no reason other than their own entertainment. Even if their actions are detrimental to their status amongst others

'What's up with that prick over there-I don't think he's funny'
No, he's just being a bit of a coote. As long as it keeps him happy I'd ignore him.

by wilkins19 January 16, 2010

Pritchard

A man/woman of many talents to the point of winding people up.

He is such a clever Pritchard he can do anything.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

longcake

Longcake....a big man with a very very small appendage.

Look at the size of his hands,he must have a big penis.No he's a Longcake.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

neillee

lovable rogue,a bit of a twat.One who behaves like an idiot but people like him despite of this.

"He can be a pain in the arse but he's neillee he can't help it"

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

tetley

An annoying turd that won't go away but hangs aroung forever.

Oh some one fetch me the bog brush i've just done a floater,a bit of tetley,I will have to break it up with a stick.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

stabber

A vile excuse for an analy fixated male who thinks he is gods gift.

"I got asked if i wanted a lift home from a work collegue but i refused as he was a stabber"

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010