coote

n. A derivative of coot. An Old English word describing the likeness to a water fowl that at appears stupid at first, but on further inspection is highly intelligent and simply being a twat to amuse his/herself for no reason other than their own entertainment. Even if their actions are detrimental to their status amongst others

'What's up with that prick over there-I don't think he's funny'
No, he's just being a bit of a coote. As long as it keeps him happy I'd ignore him.

by wilkins19 January 16, 2010

Pritchard

A man/woman of many talents to the point of winding people up.

He is such a clever Pritchard he can do anything.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

longcake

Longcake....a big man with a very very small appendage.

Look at the size of his hands,he must have a big penis.No he's a Longcake.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

tetley

An annoying turd that won't go away but hangs aroung forever.

Oh some one fetch me the bog brush i've just done a floater,a bit of tetley,I will have to break it up with a stick.

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

neillee

lovable rogue,a bit of a twat.One who behaves like an idiot but people like him despite of this.

"He can be a pain in the arse but he's neillee he can't help it"

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010

stabber

A vile excuse for an analy fixated male who thinks he is gods gift.

"I got asked if i wanted a lift home from a work collegue but i refused as he was a stabber"

by wilkins19 January 15, 2010