Criscito

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Number three in the Italian National Football team.

or

The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.

That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?

We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.

...You mean Criscito

Criscito by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010

Words you can keep

Criscione

The coolest of the cool, the best of the best. Nobody can touch one.

Dude, that guy is so damn fast! He's definitely a Criscione!

Criscione by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME May 9, 2009

Related Words

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Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

Mexican Crispito by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

crispito

The most delicious thing in the world! It is basically one of the greatest foods in the world!

I tried the crispito at school, and it was awesome!

crispito by Snowy Hybrid January 8, 2018

Criscioned

to get totally owned; to be tooled on

Andrew Criscione's got criscioned because he sucks in all aspects of life.

Criscioned by big jamal April 6, 2005

criscione

a goofy teenage male that works at a icecream place such as Baskin Robbins.

"yea, i wanted vanilla, but that damn criscione fucked it up and gave me chocolate."

criscione by Tim K May 14, 2006

Criscione

A really goofy kid who drives trusty and runs a lot. He also made some retarded comment about there being a "season" for girl scout cookies...idiot.

Shut up Criscione! There is no such thing as girl scout cookie season!

Criscione by The Human Ape April 6, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026