Criscito

Number three in the Italian National Football team.

or

The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.

That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?

We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.

...You mean Criscito

Criscito by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010

Criscione 

The coolest of the cool, the best of the best. Nobody can touch one.

Dude, that guy is so damn fast! He's definitely a Criscione!

Criscione by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME May 9, 2009

Mexican Crispito 

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.

Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"

Mexican Crispito by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010

crispito 

The most delicious thing in the world! It is basically one of the greatest foods in the world!

I tried the crispito at school, and it was awesome!

crispito by Snowy Hybrid January 8, 2018

Criscioned 

to get totally owned; to be tooled on

Andrew Criscione's got criscioned because he sucks in all aspects of life.

Criscioned by big jamal April 6, 2005

criscione 

a goofy teenage male that works at a icecream place such as Baskin Robbins.

"yea, i wanted vanilla, but that damn criscione fucked it up and gave me chocolate."

criscione by Tim K May 14, 2006

Criscione 

A really goofy kid who drives trusty and runs a lot. He also made some retarded comment about there being a "season" for girl scout cookies...idiot.

Shut up Criscione! There is no such thing as girl scout cookie season!

Criscione by The Human Ape April 6, 2005