criscione

a goofy teenage male that works at a icecream place such as Baskin Robbins.

"yea, i wanted vanilla, but that damn criscione fucked it up and gave me chocolate."

by Tim K May 14, 2006

Criscione

The coolest of the cool, the best of the best. Nobody can touch one.

Dude, that guy is so damn fast! He's definitely a Criscione!

by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME May 09, 2009

Criscioned

to get totally owned; to be tooled on

Andrew Criscione's got criscioned because he sucks in all aspects of life.

by big jamal April 06, 2005

Criscione

A really goofy kid who drives trusty and runs a lot. He also made some retarded comment about there being a "season" for girl scout cookies...idiot.

Shut up Criscione! There is no such thing as girl scout cookie season!

by The Human Ape April 06, 2005