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failwhale

A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.

In my opinion, it's plain irritating.
If Twitter goes overcapacity again, Imma throw that damn #Failwhale into the oilspill
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 16, 2010
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Chester Bennington

Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.

A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.

Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.

He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.

He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.

He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.

He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.

Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"

Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"

Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"

Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
by iHEARTshialabeouf December 27, 2009
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Sony Cybershot

Dude, you should have been there at our pool party!! We had a hell lotta fun taking pictures underwater with my new Sony Cybershot Tx5
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning
Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender
Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010
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Christina Aguilera

Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-

>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.

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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.

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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"

Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"

hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.

Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
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Criscito

Number three in the Italian National Football team.

or

The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.

That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?

We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
...You mean Criscito
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010
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