Donkey Kong

A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.

The unexpected side of Eminem.
Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!
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Cascada

A Eurodance group from Germany that gained spots on the charts for releasing songs that are as awesome as f**k.

Also, one of the few artists that produce music videos shot in clubs by people old enough to be in clubs.

'Evacuate the dance floor', 'Everytime we touch' & 'Pyromania' are examples of musical medicine to cure ears from the trash that this decade has to offer.
Cascada is one of the few mainstream artists I not only bear, but actually like.
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evil jock concubine

high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.

the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.

evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.

Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.

PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.

Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.

She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
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Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning
Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.
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Beautiful

The only adjective that comes to the mouth when you are faced with a personality with an aura of unnerving selflessness and generosity.

When you look at a person's face and think of their soul.

When you look at a person's eyes and feel their love for you.
When you feel the attractiveness of a person because of their genuineness and other virtues

A word that you use when the person exceeds all limits of prettiness.
My mother is the most beautiful person in the whole wide universe.

I bet you mother is the same way to you.
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Girl

The best phase of a female human's life.
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.

Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.

Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness

Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Just because I'm a tomboy, it doesn't mean I'm not a girl.

If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
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Regret

The most horrible feeling in the world.

You can vent anger, control lust, own up for guilt, but you just cannot undo what you've been regretting.

Regret is that full time shadow with no limitation of day, light, time, or person. Other than those who just choose to forget, of course, but you can't forget when it's screaming at you in the face every time you feel a smile or a laugh rumbling up your throat. Regret can make you wan to tear your hair out and slice your arteries into slivers of defunct tissue; it can give you self-esteem issues and take away concentration; it can ruin relationships and make you say 'FML' 24x7.
I regret being born to such loving parents because I am not 0.0000001% worthy of it.
I regret being born at all. The world would have been a better place and all those poor starving babies in third world African countries could have consumed the food that's been wasted on me all my life.
Little homeless orphans around the globe could have had my loving parents, poor things.
The money spent on my education could have been utilized on the education of those children in developing nations who work as child labourers 18 hours a day.

I regret not being able to do anything about the fact that I was born in the first place.

I regret being born.
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