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Urban Dictionary

A website without which the vocabularies of teenagers would be much better off.. And polluted.
That dude checked out the meaning of 'Love' on UD!! WTH!

Her homepage is Urban dictionary. She thinks it's the new Google

Urban dictionary spams your inbox.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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GMH

Something my mother does
She Gives Me Hope.
My mother's love GMH
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf October 1, 2010
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evil jock concubine

high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.

the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.

evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.

Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.

PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.

Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.

She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
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Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning
Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Criscito

Number three in the Italian National Football team.

or

The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.

That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?

We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
...You mean Criscito
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf June 22, 2010
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Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender
Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010
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Matt Damon

The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors

07's Sexiest Man Alive

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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them

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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance

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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes

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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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