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Crashionista 

A woman who gets into an accident and makes sure she looks good before calling the police.
That car is a wreck, but does'nt the driver look good. She is a real crashionista.
Crashionista by NH DBF January 24, 2010

crisstonia

A very quite person on the phone but likes to talk in person. She is a girlfriend that won’t break up with you and instead will try to work it out and don’t take a word anyone says. She is pretty and fun to hang with. She is mad nice to you if you are on her good side but she can lock you out if you’re on her bad side. Even if she hates you she will still try to cheer you up.
I thought she wasn’t friends with that person anymore

She isn’t but she is a crisstonia
crisstonia by True man $$ February 23, 2020

Criscione 

The coolest of the cool, the best of the best. Nobody can touch one.
Dude, that guy is so damn fast! He's definitely a Criscione!

cristinitis 

when you are overcome by the sudden beautiful presence of cristin! it makes you hop up and down on one foot in excitement, and it also makes your blood pressure go so high that you will probably get a heart attack and die ;( so cristin is a murderer! :O so even if you <333 cristin stay away from her or else you will get CRISTINITIS!!!
My grandfather died from cristinitis when he saw cristin yesterday. ;(
cristinitis by tory March 10, 2005

cristion 

The hottest Spanish guy in town. He has a huge heart and an amazing smile. His accent is so sexy and he loves to have a good time. Best soccer player around! He is the funniest guy you will ever meet and once you get to meet him he'll be in your heart forever
"Cristion is so hot when he plays soccer"
cristion by Charolaman September 26, 2013

cristiniando 

Ella y yo estamos cristiniando.
cristiniando by Tu pana October 23, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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