Sitbear's definitions

Pogpill

Like taking the red pill, but poggers.

Sounds like this guy's become pogpilled overnight...

In the degenerate mess that is social media, some users will nevertheless stumble upon the pogpill.

by Sitbear March 7, 2021

Ling Ling

A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.

Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"

by Sitbear August 4, 2018

Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

by Sitbear September 4, 2018

Luigi

A dump. A shit. A poop. So to speak, Luigi is Number 2.

My dog took a Luigi on the carpet!

by Sitbear July 13, 2019

DEI

1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

a. existing in its current state as a result of DEI initiatives

2. (vulgar) Euphemism for a racial or gender minority member perceived to be unqualified.
also see: woke, CRT, SJW

Many corporations use DEI initiatives to virtue signal progressive values they don’t really hold.

“This is Baltimore’s DEI mayor commenting on the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge.”
“Racists have started using DEI as a put-down because they are too cowardly to say the N-word”

by Sitbear April 1, 2024

Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.

Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!

by Sitbear August 20, 2018

American Diabolism

A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.

To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.

Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America

by Sitbear October 5, 2022