20 definitions by Sitbear

Bored To Tears

A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes

The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears

by Sitbear September 4, 2018

Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 19, 2022

Circular Definition

Circular Definition

Circular Definition

by Sitbear April 28, 2021

CIA

A terrorist organization sponsored by American tax dollars.

Communism works well in theory, but in practice it gets upended by a CIA-sponsored coup.

by Sitbear April 9, 2021

Elizabeth Warren

Bernie Sanders but more establishment, less consistent, more gaffe-prone, more idpol cringe, and overall just worse.

At least Elizabeth Warren 2024 is better than Kamala Harris.

by Sitbear March 13, 2021

Super Capitalism

Like normal capitalism, but SUPER.

While in regular capitalism anybody could become rich, in SUPER capitalism EVERYBODY can get rich because private ownership has been SUPERfied so much that everybody privately owns part of the business they work at.

"Hey, doesn't this SUPER Capitalism thing sound a bit like Market Socialism?"
"Nah, socialism means Hitler."

by Sitbear December 31, 2021

Vuvuzela

The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.

"You want Venezuela!"

"Holy shit not the vuvuzela argument again"

by Sitbear February 10, 2021