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A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.
Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"
by Sitbear August 4, 2018
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You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
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You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
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Get the Militia mug.A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.
To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.
Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
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