Definitions by Sitbear
Chair Stream
A livestream in which the streamer spends a lot of time away from the broadcast, leaving an empty chair and perhaps some plagiarized video to entertain the audience.
Andy’s been on the toilet for the past half hour as the video he’s “reacting” to keeps playing! Is this chair stream even legal?
Chair Stream by Sitbear April 1, 2024
DEI
1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion
a. existing in its current state as a result of DEI initiatives
2. (vulgar) Euphemism for a racial or gender minority member perceived to be unqualified.
also see: woke, CRT, SJW
a. existing in its current state as a result of DEI initiatives
2. (vulgar) Euphemism for a racial or gender minority member perceived to be unqualified.
also see: woke, CRT, SJW
Many corporations use DEI initiatives to virtue signal progressive values they don’t really hold.
“This is Baltimore’s DEI mayor commenting on the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge.”
“Racists have started using DEI as a put-down because they are too cowardly to say the N-word”
“This is Baltimore’s DEI mayor commenting on the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge.”
“Racists have started using DEI as a put-down because they are too cowardly to say the N-word”
Stealth Straight
A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…
Stealth Straight by Sitbear October 6, 2023
American Diabolism
A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.
To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.
Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
American Diabolism by Sitbear October 5, 2022
Peter Parker Syndrome
I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!
Peter Parker Syndrome by Sitbear March 18, 2022
Twin Favor
I called a twin favor for finals. I studied only History and English and took those tests twice while my sister took Math and Science twice.
Twin Favor by Sitbear May 10, 2021
Circular Definition
Circular Definition by Sitbear April 28, 2021