19 definitions by Sitbear

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A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.
Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"
by Sitbear August 04, 2018
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A Right-wing Political Correct dogwhistle for domestic terrorists.
The militia brought their assault rifles to the protest totally not looking for a fight.
by Sitbear October 17, 2020
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When a minor setback gives someone such a chip on the shoulder it motivates him for the rest of his life. One of the few instances of snowflakes doing something useful with their lives.
That dude has a real Jordan Complex, except he hasn't got the talent to make something of it.

Getting upset at insignificant details fueled a revenge-driven career which saw him become the second greatest of all time.
by Sitbear October 20, 2020
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By far the dominant form of government in the world. Especially rampant in the United States of America.
A country which gives more voting power to rural uneducated idiots is inherently kakistocratic.

As a result of capitalist interests, the corporations have formed a Kakistocracy controlling all of America.
by Sitbear October 28, 2020
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A type of boredom characterized by so much yawning tears come out of your eyes
The teacher’s analysis of the blue curtains had me bored to tears
by Sitbear September 04, 2018
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An "insult" which actually makes Democrats sound kinda edgy and cool.
Damn Demonrats Are Takin' Over Muh Country!
by Sitbear March 29, 2021
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