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Ling Ling

A (generally Asian) student who overachieves, winning awards, and is ostensibly better than you in every way, especially when used in a direct comparison.
Parent: "Why you no work harder! Ling Ling de mother told me when we play Mahjong, he practice violin 40 hour every day! How you my son, always lose second to Ling Ling?"
by Sitbear August 4, 2018
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Demonrat

An "insult" which actually makes Democrats sound kinda edgy and cool.
Damn Demonrats Are Takin' Over Muh Country!
by Sitbear March 29, 2021
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Circular Definition

by Sitbear April 28, 2021
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Vuvuzela

The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.
"You want Venezuela!"

"Holy shit not the vuvuzela argument again"
by Sitbear February 10, 2021
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Super Capitalism

Like normal capitalism, but SUPER.

While in regular capitalism anybody could become rich, in SUPER capitalism EVERYBODY can get rich because private ownership has been SUPERfied so much that everybody privately owns part of the business they work at.
"Hey, doesn't this SUPER Capitalism thing sound a bit like Market Socialism?"
"Nah, socialism means Hitler."
by Sitbear December 31, 2020
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DEI

1. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion

a. existing in its current state as a result of DEI initiatives

2. (vulgar) Euphemism for a racial or gender minority member perceived to be unqualified.
also see: woke, CRT, SJW
Many corporations use DEI initiatives to virtue signal progressive values they don’t really hold.

“This is Baltimore’s DEI mayor commenting on the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge.”
“Racists have started using DEI as a put-down because they are too cowardly to say the N-word”
by Sitbear April 1, 2024
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Excuse

A perfectly valid reason, but one which your boss, teacher, or other superior simply doesn't like.
Boss: Why are you late?
You: My flight crash-landed, and it killed my dog too.
Boss: What a terrible excuse! You're fired for real this time!
by Sitbear August 20, 2018
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