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Cripplejack 

A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.

If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.
At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!

Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.
Cripplejack by Super Visible May 5, 2021
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cripplesac 

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.
I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.
cripplesac by fryz January 19, 2009

cripplefuck 

when you lose your virginity in a wheelchair.
Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."
cripplefuck by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016

Cripplecock 

A non functioning limp/soft penis.
I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.

Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special
Cripplejock by Cripplejock February 10, 2021

Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special
Cripplejock by Cripplejock February 10, 2021
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