ostritch seat

when you lose your virginity in a car with leather seats.
Mike: "Yo, what'd you do this weekend?"
Trey: "Nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat."
Mike: "Damn get it"
by bobduncanexperience December 09, 2016
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cripplefuck

when you lose your virginity in a wheelchair.
Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."
by bobduncanexperience December 09, 2016
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