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Cripplecock

I tried to fuck her, But I had cripplecock.
by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019
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cripplefuck

when you lose your virginity in a wheelchair.
Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."
by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016
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Cripplejack

A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.

If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.
At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!

Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.
by Super Visible May 5, 2021
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CrumpleCock

A man with a very small and wrinkly penis.
Kevin- "Dude, have you seen Larry's dick?! "
Jordan- "Haha yeah. He has such a crumplecock"
by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017
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Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special
by Cripplejock February 10, 2021
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Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special
by Cripplejock February 10, 2021
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Tripplecockslam

While in doggystyle mode
As u excite partner and it starts
Pushing back and sweating
As it moves forward..
Raise cock and slam into

The asshole as hard as possible
Kelly had her hands on the wall
Moved to far forward during
Doggy sex and she
Got the tripplecockslam
by Janx 79talaska October 7, 2017
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