Cripplecock
Cripplecock by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 18, 2019
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cripplefuck
Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."
cripplefuck by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016
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Cripplejack
A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.
If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.
If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.
At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!
Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.
Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.
Cripplejack by Super Visible May 5, 2021
CrumpleCock
CrumpleCock by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017
Cripplejock
A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
Cripplejock by Cripplejock February 10, 2021
Cripplejock
A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.
Cripplejock by Cripplejock February 10, 2021
Tripplecockslam
While in doggystyle mode
As u excite partner and it starts
Pushing back and sweating
As it moves forward..
Raise cock and slam into
The asshole as hard as possible
As u excite partner and it starts
Pushing back and sweating
As it moves forward..
Raise cock and slam into
The asshole as hard as possible
Kelly had her hands on the wall
Moved to far forward during
Doggy sex and she
Got the tripplecockslam
Moved to far forward during
Doggy sex and she
Got the tripplecockslam
Tripplecockslam by Janx 79talaska October 7, 2017
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