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cripplesac

The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.
I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.
by fryz January 19, 2009
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Crapplesauce

Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".
"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."
by kimbler230 January 19, 2010
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crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.
"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"
by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015
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Crippletastic

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.
Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic
by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003
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Cripplejack

A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.

If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.
At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!

Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.
by Super Visible May 5, 2021
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cripplefuck

when you lose your virginity in a wheelchair.
Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."
by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016
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cripplesticks

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation
1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"
by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003
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