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cringets 

(adj.) A combination of "cringe" and "crickets". Typically functions as an alternative form of cringe that places an emphasis on the speaker's lack of interest. Cringets is also used as a noun (in which case it may be singular) to refer to something that is a nuisance, and is often abbreviated to "jet(s)" in either usage.
adjective: "This game is really cringets, so I don't want to play anymore."
(abbreviated form): "This game is really jets, so I don't want to play anymore."
plural noun: "Man, these cringets are everywhere tonight. We should get some bug spray."
singular noun: "Stop being such a cringet and leave me alone!"
cringets by woopdeloop March 29, 2022
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cringetuber 

A youtuber that uploads cringe content on a regular basis.
Did you see Jake Paul's latest video? That guy is such a cringetuber.
cringetuber by Leeroy_2008 September 21, 2018

cringespasm

The spasm inevitably sustained from too much cringing.
dude, i just got off my old vine, and jesus christ, i had two cringespasms going through my feed
cringespasm by 1pr0digy August 25, 2016

r/cringetopia 

Was a subreddit dedicated to cringe found all over the internet. It has been notorious for being popular on r/justunsubbed due to shitty content and god-awful mods. Due to Reddit's policies being broken by the sub, The mods are desperately trying to move their users to their shitty website by completely decimating the subreddit with automods and furries.
r/cringetopia by idk6000 April 28, 2022

cringeasaurus 

Someone who makes cringey statements
Guy 1: (Inserts a cringey statement)
Guy 2: Stop being a cringeasaurus
cringeasaurus by the apple juice November 26, 2020

Cringetastic 

Used to describe something or someone that makes you cringe every time you see/hear/think about it.
1: Dude, have you seen <Insert disgusting/violent/obscene thing here>?

2: Yeah it was cringetastic.
Cringetastic by Narzynth October 20, 2010

cringetard

Someone who does something cringe in a retarded manner, mostly just used as another insult; a cringey retard
Guy 1: "The earth is flat"
Guy 2: "Shut up you cringetard"
cringetard by IsaiahJaeAlvarez October 28, 2019
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