Crimlemon 

So bad there’s no way to get good it’s beyond bad

Anthony is crimlemon

Crimlemon by Crimlemon January 5, 2019

Cringemonger 

A person who oozes the esscence of embarrassment, and at every given oppertunity imits a huge amount of cringe into the atmosphere, affecting all close by.

Jess: Owen is such a cringemonger

Anna: Yeh, he totally mongers the cringe on all ocasions.

Jess: He sometimes, shall we say, lactates the cringe?

Cringemonger by cocobay September 29, 2010

cringemonkey 

A person that proceeds to regularly partake in rather cringeworthy events.

That's so cringe, Joe stop being a cringemonkey

cringemonkey by Thundersome December 20, 2020

Crimmon 

Cry-mun

1. Anything ridiculous, rank, boring, slooty, or down right crude.

2. An extended unpleasant period of time.

3. A term of endearment.

Etymology: Believed to be a Mid-Western derivative of criminently. The term originated when a localized group of men and women in the Saint Louis area began using "crimmon" as a generic term to express annoyance in the work place. The term was later shortened to "crime" and grew to encompass a wide variety of nonspecific meanings. The term was even incorporated into many phrases such as "the early bird gets the crime" "crime on my lime," "key crime pie," and of course "crime-a-lime-a-ding-dong." As the word grew in popularity, it also became incorporated into the nicknames of many of its' users. Oddly enough, when used as (or within) a nickname, it became a term of respect, understanding, belonging and endearment...perhaps serving as a symbol of the unity of those individuals who chose to use the word often.

Did you see that girl's fucking disaster of a dress? It was so crimmon!

What a dick! You know with that slooty attitude he's going to be single for eight million crimmons!

Hey Crimecake!! Where have you been all day?! I've missed you like crazy!

Crimmon by JosieSlooterandCorreyWooter June 10, 2011

Cringemonkey 

A man who is cringe and also a monkey

‘Oliver Chaston is a cringemonkey’
‘Yes I know’

Cringemonkey by Senor Gove December 20, 2020

cringemons

stupid ass mac user who should kill himself because yes

guy 1: cringemons is cringe af
guy 2: ikr!!1!!

cringemons by noVegtAL April 16, 2022

crimemog 

Crimemog means out-do someone in crime. Similar to mog which is to be more attractive or successful than someone in a certain category
Also
Crimemogging: When you have done worse, bigger, or crimes that carry a longer prison sentence than the person you are "crimemogging", and hence gaining a reputation of a fierce, tough person
Crimemogged: When you are being outperformed by someone in the criminal department, hence bringing shame, embarrassment and a feeling of not "being enough" in the criminal system
See also: Street Cred Olympics

L.S: Yeah, so that's my story about how i be stealing mail every few weeks
A.P: That's a cool story, did you know i went on a joyride last year!
T.C: Damn, you just crimemogged him!
A.P: Didn't you stab someone, you're the crimemogger around here!

crimemog by Smurkio September 2, 2024