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Cringemonkey 

A man who is cringe and also a monkey
Oliver Chaston is a cringemonkey’
‘Yes I know
Cringemonkey by Senor Gove December 20, 2020
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Cringemonger 

A person who oozes the esscence of embarrassment, and at every given oppertunity imits a huge amount of cringe into the atmosphere, affecting all close by.
Jess: Owen is such a cringemonger

Anna: Yeh, he totally mongers the cringe on all ocasions.

Jess: He sometimes, shall we say, lactates the cringe?
Cringemonger by cocobay September 29, 2010

cringe monkey 

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji
I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy
cringe monkey by IorekSholto February 11, 2017

Clungemonkey 

A female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.
'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great. Right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!'
Clungemonkey by doombadger April 25, 2010

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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