cringemonkey

A person that proceeds to regularly partake in rather cringeworthy events.

That's so cringe, Joe stop being a cringemonkey

by Thundersome December 20, 2020

Cringemonkey

A man who is cringe and also a monkey

‘Oliver Chaston is a cringemonkey’
‘Yes I know’

by Senor Gove December 20, 2020

Cringemonger

A person who oozes the esscence of embarrassment, and at every given oppertunity imits a huge amount of cringe into the atmosphere, affecting all close by.

Jess: Owen is such a cringemonger

Anna: Yeh, he totally mongers the cringe on all ocasions.

Jess: He sometimes, shall we say, lactates the cringe?

by cocobay September 29, 2010

cringe monkey

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji

I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy

by IorekSholto February 11, 2017

Clungemonkey

A female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.

'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great. Right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!'

by doombadger April 25, 2010