Crickmonster

Those specifically originating from Pittsburgh, typically sporting mullets, acid wash jeans, and speaking pittsburgheze. Not to be mistaken for yinzers, crickmonsters are known for their poor english, unsightly appearance, and obnoxious behavior. Can be found in close proximity to the crick (creek).

This arena is full of crickmonsters in their high-tops and cratered faces.

by 3PsMaddie August 1, 2008

cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."

"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."

by exactly April 3, 2003

cockmonster

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.

That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!

by cm victim January 13, 2008

Cockmonster

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.

Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster

by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011

Cockmonster

Used to describe a woman who is in an extraordinary way over the top sexually stimulated state of arousal.

Oh my I'm so freakin turned on I'm gonna turn in a cockmonster.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004

cockmonster

A blue hairy monster that bites your cock off and eats it.

AAH! Watch out! A cockmonster!

by GuyNextDoor May 18, 2006