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A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.
The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.
by thibodeaux June 09, 2003
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Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.
The guy down the street is a crack-monster.
by Frank Davidson / Bryan Swanner March 24, 2007
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ham and cheese sandwich
J' voudre un croque monsieur, s'il vous plait.
*translation-I would like a crack monster, please.
by beckkkkaanddcatttttttttt January 28, 2008
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Insatiable need to consume your passions. Someone who gets really into things, alot of things and is up all night doing these things and then adds more things to do.
I am a crack monster, I ride my bide all hours, play paintball, go rock climbing
by NYC_loki July 12, 2004
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