cratered 

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

cratered by springyjeff February 24, 2006

cratered 

Very, very, very, shwasted.

Dude, when we finally left the bar last night i was so cratered.

cratered by Mix Club May 20, 2011

Tranny cratered

When a cars transmission is destroyed/broken no longer usable

Oh my transmission just went out. It's Tranny cratered.

Tranny cratered by Cargurus April 19, 2018

James cartered 

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male

I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered

James cartered by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018

cartered

Ultimately satisfying ones needs sexually and emotionally beyond their expectations. This action can only be performed by a Carter.

I got cartered

cartered by Satisfaction's finest June 6, 2009

Cramered

When you follow the advice of CNBC's James J. Cramer and you subsequently lose on the stock position.

I bought Dicks Sporting Goods (DKS:NYSE) and subsequently got Cramered when the company dropped after earnings.

Cramered by RajP October 14, 2005

catered hot-tub party 

pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...

for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party

snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!

catered hot-tub party by michael foolsley October 31, 2011