Usually big. Not fat. Big. Very conditioned and never looses. He can do anything (if he wants to). But trust me don’t ever question him. Cric is always right.
An individual who not only fails to contribute positively within a social or work environment but also exhibits a consistently lazyattitude, offering little to no value, effort, or support to others.
“Yo dude, Jesse has been a cric all shift! Have you seen him do anything at all today?”
A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.
Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."