cric

Usually big. Not fat. Big. Very conditioned and never looses. He can do anything (if he wants to). But trust me don’t ever question him. Cric is always right.

Shut the fuck up cric

by Warm milk May 15, 2018

Cric

An individual who not only fails to contribute positively within a social or work environment but also exhibits a consistently lazy attitude, offering little to no value, effort, or support to others.

“Yo dude, Jesse has been a cric all shift! Have you seen him do anything at all today?”

by Esparza17 April 26, 2025

The Cric

Luring girls to the rooftop pool to get them drunk and attempt to get them back to a guys place.

The Cric gets the hot chicks everytime.

John invited a bunch of girls over and is gonna hit
em with The Cric.

by Missyknowsall September 14, 2009

cricker

A hick who lives by the crick.

Jeezum crow, don't ya know, look at that cricker with a Jenny Creamer.

by xlasingx October 30, 2003

Cricklewood

Area of NW London with a lot of character, that's on the up.

Cricklewood is getting cooler by the day.

by .l May 9, 2014

Rickety Cricket

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

Silent Cricket

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020