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Crezzing 

Crezzing is the act of stimulating the nipples or genitals of a freshly embalmed corpse until it begins to secrete residual embalming fluid, which is then collected and used as lubricant during a nearby masturbation ritual. The session is typically performed beside the open casket, often in silence, with climax ideally achieved before the corpse's pupils fully dilate under viewing lights.

This act is associated with grief, guilt, and the pursuit of what practitioners call the "funeral finish." Some collect the fluid in ornate vessels referred to as a Crezz Cup, and log the act in personal codices.
“Tom said the embalming was still fresh and the satin wasn’t stained yet, so he went for a clean crezz.”

“Dylan lit two tea candles and crezzed for twenty minutes before someone walked in. He blamed ‘mourning jitters.’”

“Clayton always said he’d never stoop to crezzing, but Sean caught him mid-stroke behind the curtain with a milk jug. No shame left in the Brotherhood.”
Crezzing by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
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chezzing 

When somebody continuously lies about their life and experiences in order to look cool and help cover up other lies
Bill : Im a firefighter/EMT in a small town near boston
Adam: Oh please...quit chezzing me Bill
chezzing by ChezBot November 3, 2013
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chezzing 

Wanking with great vigor and without style.
"I was chezzing in bed last night whilst thinking about dirty toilets and alien triangles"
chezzing by MrFlanFish September 18, 2013

Chezzing 

When you tell a shitty joke that doesnt have a punch line, but you make out that it does.
"and then john howard said, that beazley said, that latham said that my dad said." "stop chezzing"
Chezzing by arabsandweller June 6, 2009

Chezzing 

Trying to cover your ass when you've been caught doing something "uncivilised"
"I heard Matt got caught masterbating by his mother." "yeh he was totally chezzing"
Chezzing by Potjunkie5 August 11, 2009

Cruzzing it 

A noun
An action of “accidentally” liking pornographic content on twitter for all you followers to see, just like Ted Cruz.
“Tim liked some porn on his twitter and now everyone thinks he’s a creep. He’s totally Cruzzing it!”
Cruzzing it by Hankywienieman September 17, 2018

creezing 

gagging aggressively on someones cock
your mom was creezing on my cock
creezing by seben August 9, 2021