Chezzing

When you tell a shitty joke that doesnt have a punch line, but you make out that it does.

"and then john howard said, that beazley said, that latham said that my dad said." "stop chezzing"

by arabsandweller June 06, 2009

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Trying to cover your ass when you've been caught doing something "uncivilised"

"I heard Matt got caught masterbating by his mother." "yeh he was totally chezzing"

by Potjunkie5 August 11, 2009

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chezzing

When somebody continuously lies about their life and experiences in order to look cool and help cover up other lies

Bill : Im a firefighter/EMT in a small town near boston
Adam: Oh please...quit chezzing me Bill

by ChezBot November 03, 2013

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When a someone does something to you that upsets, angers or frustraits you.

Passenger : I think that guy is gonna cut you off
Driver: I dont think he is
Passenger : that guy cut you off
Driver: Im chezzed

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Wanking with great vigor and without style.

"I was chezzing in bed last night whilst thinking about dirty toilets and alien triangles"

by MrFlanFish September 18, 2013

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Too be dirty, unclean. Lacking hiegene or sporting 80's haircuts.

That man with a mullet was quite a chezz.

by Monctonian May 17, 2003

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a comical way to say that you are stoned, also used as a verb, the act of getting chezzed

hey bill wanna get chezzed after work?
nah man I'm chezzed right now!

by tsquared February 09, 2014

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