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creosotic 

adj.
Extremely and morbidly obese

Derives from the Monty Python sketch about Mr. Creosote, a man who eats himself to a violent and disgusting death.
That man of creosotic proportions just ordered literally everything off the menu - make sure to avoid the ensuing streams of projectile vomit.
creosotic by Nerberta February 18, 2011

Crenshen Killed 

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.
FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*
Crenshen Killed by rastaysballin October 24, 2009

crenshaw weave 

A weave that looks like you bought it at party city. A weave that looks crispy and edges are showing.
Me: "Yo look at her nasty hair! "
Her: "it's probably a Crenshaw weave!"
crenshaw weave by socialite562 April 1, 2015

cenosillicaphobia 

the fear of an empty glass - manifests itself in a number of circumstances and the symptoms can be uncomfortable at best, downright terrifying at worst
Man: I have cenosillicaphobia!

Barkeeper: No worries, I'll refill your beer.

Man: Beer is the best!
cenosillicaphobia by Affenkopf December 2, 2009

Daytons on Crenshaw 

Cocktail consisting of 2/3 Olde English malt liquor, 1/3 orange juice. You can also throw a little dark rum on the top for that extra "bam!" This drink is also commonly known as Brass Monkey. This drink is called Daytons on Crenshaw, because you will find this cocktail in almost any car on Crenshaw Blvd that is rolling on Dayton spoke wheels.
Man, I'm dehydrated cuz. Let's roll down to the liquorland and pick up some Daytons on Crenshaw. You down?

lucci creno 

Money, currency, loot, paper ect. ect.
"On a mission for the lucci creno/
I used to wear Moscino, but every bitch got it/Now I rock colorful minks because my pockets stay knotted" - Lil' Kim, "Queen Bitch" (1996)

"Bet I wet ya like hurricanes and typhoons/Got bafoons countin' my lucci while I watch cartoons"- Lil' Kim "Queen Bitch Radion Edit" (1996)

"We get that lucci creno, the brooklyn female Al Pichino" - Lil' Kim, "What You Workin' Wit" (2003)
lucci creno by N.I.G.G.A. April 8, 2005