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Creedtard 

A misinformed person who believes the creedmoor family of calibers to be superior to all others. Often described as "the vegan of the shooting world" they're generally hated by everyone but have to be tolerated due to the nanny state. These shooters can often be seen sporting man buns, vape sticks, tofu and in same sex relationships. It's also medically proven that the 6.5 cartridge is known to reduce testosterone levels often leading to transgender procedures.
RO I wish to move to another firepoint, the creedtards are re-enacting broke back mountain again.
Creedtard by jjj bounce June 3, 2019

Creatard 

Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
Creatard by nukleus April 30, 2008
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Creatard 

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.
Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.

Breedtard 

Unemployed person surviving purely on state benefit and never worked in their life and producing kids in order to claim further benefit.
Sharon is a f***ing breedtard... that's her sixth kid in the last 2 years! she's never done a days work in her life and is claiming more money from the government than I'm earning in full time work!
Breedtard by Nobby999 November 2, 2012

Creotard 

A contraction of Creationist and retard. Used as a term of abuse for the most wilfully ignorant creationists.

It's usage is largely limited to American English.
VenomFangX is a creotard of the first order.
Creotard by Boreas74 August 3, 2008

Reedtard 

a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.
"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"

"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
Reedtard by ReedieBop December 3, 2011

creeptard 

Relates to Fucktard,someone who is a creep and also a retard.Possibly also a Fucktard but creepy aswell.
Quit bothering my girlfreind you creeptard.
creeptard by Horace Lyle November 10, 2004
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