crewtard

A person who rows on a crew team and has made crew his or her life, blowing off school work or not hanging out with friends because they have practice or a race instead.

Hey man, you wanna hang out after school?
Sorry, I can't. I have crew practice.
Oh come on man. Don't be such a crewtard!

crewtard by Skullingisnotfornovice November 15, 2011

Crewtard

A crewtard is a NASCAR crew chief that is so stupid, every mechanic on the team could do a better job.

"We run like a bag of trash every week because our crewtard thinks he is smarter than everyone else in the garage."

Crewtard by Dennit Racing October 18, 2012

Creatard 

Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.

1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".

Creatard by nukleus April 30, 2008

Creatard 

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.

Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.

Creatard by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012

Creotard 

A contraction of Creationist and retard. Used as a term of abuse for the most wilfully ignorant creationists.

It's usage is largely limited to American English.

VenomFangX is a creotard of the first order.

Creotard by Boreas74 August 3, 2008

Crowtard

An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.

From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.

First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."

Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.

Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.

Crowtard by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010

creotard 

A sub-human who believes in creation as told in the bible, and refuses to understand or consider any other explanation. All creationists are retards, but not all retards are creationist (i.e. there is some hope for the latter).

IDiots are all creotards.
Discovery Institute is a holding tank for creotards.
If you believe in god you are most likely a creotard.

creotard by shonny August 21, 2008