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cockstop 

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.
Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.
cockstop by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009

cracktop 

A working laptop or netbook computer with noticeable and/or potentially compromising physical damage. ie; cracked casing, partially damaged screen, a missing panel or button(s). Usually an older or obsolete model.
My cracktop is missing the Fn key and the screen is held in with stickers, but it still works well enough to check email.
cracktop by empathy4uTM December 2, 2009

Clockstop 

To want to "clockstop" someone, is to want to slow down time, like in the movie Clockstoppers, and violate them sexually.
Oh my god, look at that guy! He's so hot! I totally wish I could clockstop him!
Clockstop by Izsargreg February 11, 2010

cockstopper 

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease
I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.
cockstopper by Your Mom November 27, 2004

clockstopper

People-watching term. A clockstopper is a person who is so horrendously ugly that they can stop time.
Cover your watch! Here comes a clockstopper!
clockstopper by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005

Cockstop 

The time in which a girl/woman consciously doesn't have sexual intercourse with a boy/man.
Sarah was so heartbroken after her boyfriend boke up with her that she had a cockstop for 8 months.

Frank: Hey Susan...
Susan: Piss off Frank, I'm on a cockstop.
Cockstop by Nightbreed666 April 30, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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