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cockstop 

When a woman prevents a man from getting some action with her even though she acts like she wants some.
Guy 1: Remember Jessica? Last night she pulled a cockstop on me.
Guy 2: I hate when girls lead you on like that.
cockstop by MynoduespseudonyM January 21, 2009

cracktop 

A working laptop or netbook computer with noticeable and/or potentially compromising physical damage. ie; cracked casing, partially damaged screen, a missing panel or button(s). Usually an older or obsolete model.
My cracktop is missing the Fn key and the screen is held in with stickers, but it still works well enough to check email.
cracktop by empathy4uTM December 2, 2009

Clockstop 

To want to "clockstop" someone, is to want to slow down time, like in the movie Clockstoppers, and violate them sexually.
Oh my god, look at that guy! He's so hot! I totally wish I could clockstop him!
Clockstop by Izsargreg February 11, 2010

cockstopper 

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease
I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.
cockstopper by Your Mom November 27, 2004

clockstopper

People-watching term. A clockstopper is a person who is so horrendously ugly that they can stop time.
Cover your watch! Here comes a clockstopper!
clockstopper by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005

Cockstop 

The time in which a girl/woman consciously doesn't have sexual intercourse with a boy/man.
Sarah was so heartbroken after her boyfriend boke up with her that she had a cockstop for 8 months.

Frank: Hey Susan...
Susan: Piss off Frank, I'm on a cockstop.
Cockstop by Nightbreed666 April 30, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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