Crocstopher 

A short little midget named Christopher. He is really short. Very short. Too short. I'm serious he is like 2'9. Somebody help him get taller. Please.

Fat-fat #1: oMg iT'S cRoCstOpHeR.
Fat-fat #2: hE iS sO sHoRt.;,lkd3fjoie2lwkjcsax

Crocstopher by TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLZZ February 13, 2020

Cristopher

A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.

I want to be like cristopher

Cristopher by tafer April 4, 2018

cristopher

a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼

damn cristopher is so fine

cristopher by anonymous January 3, 2021

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Cristopher Columbus by teh cabose November 3, 2005

Cristopher Penaldus 

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

Cristopher Penaldus by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

Crisstopher 

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet.

Though he might be deceitful at times, and he might break your heart, he's still worth the pain.

That crisstopher ruined my life. Man, it was so worth it.

Crisstopher by Miss Horror February 29, 2008

Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes 

It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.

"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.

Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017