Crocstopher
A short little midget named Christopher. He is really short. Very short. Too short. I'm serious he is like 2'9. Somebody help him get taller. Please.
Crocstopher by TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLZZ February 13, 2020
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Cristopher
A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.
Cristopher by tafer April 4, 2018
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cristopher
a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼
cristopher by anonymous January 3, 2021
Cristopher Columbus
1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*
*From America:The Book
*From America:The Book
Cristopher Columbus by teh cabose November 3, 2005
Cristopher Penaldus
a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
Cristopher Penaldus by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022
Crisstopher
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet.
Though he might be deceitful at times, and he might break your heart, he's still worth the pain.
Though he might be deceitful at times, and he might break your heart, he's still worth the pain.
Crisstopher by Miss Horror February 29, 2008
Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes
It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.
Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017
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