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Creammate 

A teammate who is dog shit at a game (specifically, fps shooter game like cs:go or call of duty) and lets the whole team down by having a negative k/d ratio or anything else, like getting nothing but deaths or getting killed on the final kill cam, or better yet, fucking body blocking you and preventing you from getting a kill and getting your ass and his retarded ass killed as well. A creammate (or creammates if your team is also being dog water) tend do tend to be the biggest bitches in the world, waiting for you to die to steal your weapons or kills, bitch at you when your team loses a game, or in general just a loser who works at a 9 to 5 dead end job and has high testosterone and limes to yell at people for having fun.

PS: try hard and no lifers work as well too!
*dies to camper*

Creammate: you’re so fucking bad at the game, how did you die to the camper!
Jerry: fuck you creammate, you died in the first fucking 5 seconds of the round to the guy who has 1 in 33. KYS Creammate!
Creammate: *leaves games*
Creammate by Ching chong lee July 18, 2023
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Cremate by Anonymous December 11, 2003
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Crewmate 

Will not be afraid to shoot you into the inky black void of space because red said you were near the body even though you reported it.
Red: He's the impostor! He was near the body!
You: It's not me! I reported the body!
Crewmate: I trust Red, by impostor!
Crewmate by PixelCreator957 September 21, 2020

Crewmate 

A friendly, sometimes stupid space man whose skeleton is made of a singular bone.
The Crewmate was wrong and accidentally voted out another crew member.
Crewmate by A Mongoose November 19, 2020

Crewmate syndrome. 

When one sees every day objects or images as characters from the popular video game "Among us"
"The trash can looks sus"
"I think you have crewmate syndrome."
Crewmate syndrome. by The DMC March 11, 2021

Crewmate 

The good guys in Among Us. Is vulnerable to Impostors. Calls emergency meetings whenever they feel like it.
Damn it! CREWMATE AGAIN! *God when can I be the impostor* *oh wait I'm already dead*
Crewmate by GuyOfUD September 17, 2020

crammage 

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.
Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.
crammage by Ben November 20, 2002
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