2 definitions by The DMC

i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

Crewmate syndrome.

When one sees every day objects or images as characters from the popular video game "Among us"

"The trash can looks sus"
"I think you have crewmate syndrome."

by The DMC March 11, 2021