Cream and cookies 

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

Cream and cookies by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

Cookies and cream 

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.

I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.

Cookies and cream by 3-BAG December 9, 2008

Cookies and Cream 

Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."

Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.

Cookies and Cream by ThatApplebeesGuy12345 February 4, 2013

Wisconsin cookies and cream 

Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan

Last night I gave my girl a Wisconsin cookies and cream.

Wisconsin cookies and cream by Starfishsan November 14, 2016

Cookies and Cream 

Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.

I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.

Cookies and Cream by lemnefresh July 10, 2010

cookies and cream 

after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.

I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.

cookies and cream by Cordova...FUCK!!! March 31, 2008

Hershey cookies and cream bar 

When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards

I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit

Hershey cookies and cream bar by Anal creampir November 9, 2018