Cream J

The sexual act of cumming into someones nostril and having it be spit out of their mouth, thus creating a J shaped path on which the cum traveled.

I gave Sarah a cream j last night.

by b5200 October 21, 2008

Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

Cherry ice cream job

When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.

Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's

by The know all sex all April 29, 2015

creamy j

Eric Johnson. a faggot alcohlic who needs to seek help.

"look creamy j, its ur freshman girlfriend, maude."

by Kackems February 9, 2005

Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006

cream juice

that shit that sits on top of sour cream before you mix it

Mix that shit! I don’t want any cream juice in MY taco!

by JuiceMasterGangShit January 31, 2019

Whip Cream Junkie

The term used to describe one who enjoys eating whipped cream on certain foods (and even drinks), such as Muffins, Biscuits and lemonade.

Person 1: "Hey do you want some whipped cream on that biscuit?"
Person 2: "Yeah I love whipped cream, Im a Whip Cream Junkie!"

by Whipcreamjunkie March 14, 2013