Crapmitch

Taking a crap in a sandwich

Neil loves a delishious crapmitch after a dart

Crapmitch by Sangasmasher69 April 13, 2018

Coamitch 

Slang for "Cold aggressive man bitch"
Can also be used as "Cold angry man bitch"

R: Did that guy seriously just say he does't love his sister?
J: Yup.
R: He's such a Coamitch!

Coamitch by Eugene Eugene September 19, 2011

crapwich

noun.
A terd sandwich.

exclaimation.
An euphemism for the slightly more offensive, "crap" or "shit"

Crapwich, not just for breakfast anymore.

Crapwich! I hate it when I make mistakes.

crapwich by brown_ct March 13, 2007

Craptcha 

Craptcha (noun): Based on the word CAPTCHA (the Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart), it is usually used to refer to a reCAPTCHA or hCaptcha puzzle that is poorly graded or designed, sometimes denying access despite correct answers or having ambiguous technicalities that make completing the puzzle incredibly difficult (and occasionally impossible). It is seen much more often in hCaptcha than reCAPTCHA due to Google's processing power, access to powerful image recognition algorithms, and datasets used for training the puzzles (as reCAPTCHA has access to Google Maps data).

"C'mon! Just place the goddamn pizza order already!"
"I can't, I'm trapped behind a craptcha!"

Craptcha by SupaGamer2017 January 5, 2023

Craphatch 

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

Craphatch by mattdub July 9, 2009

crackitchitus 

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.

Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D

crackitchitus by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

crapmuncher 

someone who eats crap (shit)

you're such a crapmuncher!!

crapmuncher by Simone Macdonald August 7, 2005