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Coamitch 

Slang for "Cold aggressive man bitch"
Can also be used as "Cold angry man bitch"
R: Did that guy seriously just say he does't love his sister?
J: Yup.
R: He's such a Coamitch!
Coamitch by Eugene Eugene September 19, 2011
noun.
A terd sandwich.

exclaimation.
An euphemism for the slightly more offensive, "crap" or "shit"
Crapwich, not just for breakfast anymore.

Crapwich! I hate it when I make mistakes.
crapwich by brown_ct March 13, 2007

Craptcha 

Craptcha (noun): Based on the word CAPTCHA (the Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart), it is usually used to refer to a reCAPTCHA or hCaptcha puzzle that is poorly graded or designed, sometimes denying access despite correct answers or having ambiguous technicalities that make completing the puzzle incredibly difficult (and occasionally impossible). It is seen much more often in hCaptcha than reCAPTCHA due to Google's processing power, access to powerful image recognition algorithms, and datasets used for training the puzzles (as reCAPTCHA has access to Google Maps data).
"C'mon! Just place the goddamn pizza order already!"
"I can't, I'm trapped behind a craptcha!"
Craptcha by SupaGamer2017 January 5, 2023

Craphatch 

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.
dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.
Craphatch by mattdub July 9, 2009

crackitchitus 

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.
Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D
crackitchitus by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

crapmuncher 

someone who eats crap (shit)
you're such a crapmuncher!!
crapmuncher by Simone Macdonald August 7, 2005
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Person 2:......
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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