Craptcha 

Craptcha (noun): Based on the word CAPTCHA (the Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart), it is usually used to refer to a reCAPTCHA or hCaptcha puzzle that is poorly graded or designed, sometimes denying access despite correct answers or having ambiguous technicalities that make completing the puzzle incredibly difficult (and occasionally impossible). It is seen much more often in hCaptcha than reCAPTCHA due to Google's processing power, access to powerful image recognition algorithms, and datasets used for training the puzzles (as reCAPTCHA has access to Google Maps data).

"C'mon! Just place the goddamn pizza order already!"
"I can't, I'm trapped behind a craptcha!"

Craptcha by SupaGamer2017 January 5, 2023

Craptcha Code 

When a Captcha Code system comes up with crappy match requests, like math symbols, foreign characters, smeared or blurred letters, indistinguishable letter "l" and number "1", or a non-word.

Dude - where's the capital sigma on my keyboard for this Craptcha Code?

Craptcha Code by andy turudic February 14, 2012

What the craptcha 

A term used when you can't understand the text in a captcha.

It asked me to type whatever was in the box but it looked like the ghost of a broken toilet. What the craptcha?

What the craptcha by Pickby May 12, 2015

captcha 

Acronym: Completely Automated Public Turing test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart.

Tests that are easy for a human to pass, but difficult for a computer (thus preventing things like automated signups).

Ever see those registration forms that show a distorted picture and asks you to identify the word in it? That's a CAPTCHA.

captcha by Spoom June 10, 2004

crapchat 

When someone takes a snapchat while crapping.

-Bro, you heard about crapchatting?
-Yeah it's kinda nasty
-Nah its all the hype

crapchat by chiefpiggy March 9, 2014

Captchaphobia

Fear of online captcha devices, brought on by the anxiety of mistyping one or more of the characters.

Jordan's captchaphobia has prevented him from registering for gmail.

Captchaphobia by Captain Captcha July 22, 2010

Captchaphobic

someone with captchaphobia, a fear of online captcha devices, brought on by the anxiety of mistyping one or more of the characters.

Jordan is a captchaphobic, and unable to register for gmail as a result of his condition.

Captchaphobic by Captain Captcha II July 22, 2010