Cranitch 

A seriously manky vagina, typically loaded with cheese and STIs.

Dude, Kieran was so drunk last night, I had to save him from a hippo - she was definitely carrying a sweaty cranitch, I could smell it from the other end of the bar!

Cranitch by kabadisha December 13, 2012

Crabitch 

when you've been with a girl for a short period of time and she starts to turn into a crazy bitch wanting all of your time, money and affection.

Joe: Hey Frank, wanna hang out?
Frank: nah i cant.. i got a crabitch.
Joe: man thats a fucking prado

Crabitch by greyfox7777777 January 5, 2009

Crabitch 

A crazy bitch that never lets you get a word in edgewise or try to function in a normal way

That crabitch won't shut the fuck up!

Crabitch by Albertactdumb November 20, 2017