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Crapitol One 

The worst commercial on television.
Always ending with the line; What's in your wallet?
Gregory: I'm trying to watch the game but this stupid commercial comes up.
Constance: Crapitol One right?
Gregory: Yeah.
Crapitol One by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Crapitol 

Capitol High School. Rival of Olympia High School, North Thurston High School, and many more high schools in Washington. They think they're all that, but their sports teams are crap. Therefore called "Crapitol."
Crapitol lost AGAIN to North Thuston!" "We have to play Crapitol again? Can't they just accept defeat?!" "Dude, you play like Crapitol!
Crapitol by moimoimoimoi December 6, 2010
Those stinky, nasty tasting burritos that you can buy at the local grocery store for 25 cents.
Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.
Mexican way of saying crap
Person: "Crapito! I forgot to go to the store!"
Crapito by HippieLuver September 24, 2012

crapitti 

this is a domestic form of grafitti which attaches to toilet
bowls that did not successfully dispose of the last user's
stools and where some of the waste is still attached to the
inner ceramic of the bowl.
when I tried to wash my aliclava by letting it steep overnight in the toilet, I was unable to do so because the bowl was
covered in crapitti left there by an overloaded previous user
crapitti by pc ferry April 25, 2006

Crapitola 

A normally quaint seaside town that turns into a nauseating traffic scene of valley tourist hell during the summer months. Pack your trash bitches!
Yo, I tried to drive home through crapitola on the way home and I threw up in my mouth a little at all those nasty-ass tourists.
Crapitola by cocofire June 2, 2009
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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