crapitti 

this is a domestic form of grafitti which attaches to toilet
bowls that did not successfully dispose of the last user's
stools and where some of the waste is still attached to the
inner ceramic of the bowl.

when I tried to wash my aliclava by letting it steep overnight in the toilet, I was unable to do so because the bowl was
covered in crapitti left there by an overloaded previous user

crapitti by pc ferry April 25, 2006

Crapintines Day 

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

Crapintines Day by steve austin September 19, 2005

crapitization 

Noun. A process by which everything turns to crap. Alternately: A process that adds crap to something good and otherwise wholesome (or at least acceptable).

Twitter was great until the bots started showing up. It's crapitization at its worst.

crapitization by p1c August 21, 2009

Crapitational Pull 

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

Crapitational Pull by DethRode June 7, 2016