Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

Crap Jacks by Francis April 4, 2003

Jack Crap 

A substitute for "Jack Shit", used by your really Christian boss when God is watching him.

"Pardon my French, but that lady from Microsoft doesn't know JACK CRAP!!"

Jack Crap by Wilford Brimley's stache October 16, 2008

Jack-Crap 

a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across

Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.

Jack-Crap by CLINT BOULTON January 16, 2008

Jack Crap 

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

Jack Crap by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

crapjack 

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off

Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?

crapjack by rooftalk October 20, 2008

Crapjacking 

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.

He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

Crapjacking by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008

crapjack 

When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.

"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."

crapjack by evman and benda January 19, 2010