Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

Crap Jacks by Francis April 4, 2003

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Jack Crap

A substitute for "Jack Shit", used by your really Christian boss when God is watching him.

"Pardon my French, but that lady from Microsoft doesn't know JACK CRAP!!"

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a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across

Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.

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A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

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Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?

crapjack by rooftalk October 20, 2008

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He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

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When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.

"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."

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