crap cakes 

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

crap cakes by JP June 20, 2006

Crap Cakes 

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

Crap Cakes by the ace of spades March 27, 2008

Crap cake 

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

Crap cake by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Crap cake 

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.

Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!

Crap cake by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

crabcakes and football 

...that's what Maryland does!

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

crabcakes and football by c.dubsak April 9, 2008

crabcakes

The most amazing food on the planet. So addicting and delicious.

Candy: "I could live off of crabcakes."
Beth: "Theyre so good!"

crabcakes by crabcakemaker May 1, 2011

crapcakes 

A word meaning a girls pussy that tastes like shit.

That girls pussy tasted like straight up crapcakes.

crapcakes by Cole Wyatt November 28, 2006