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Crankmister

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why
Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!
by Marlie May 27, 2005
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crankster gangster

One who is deeply involved with the underworld culture of amphetamine addiction. The individual usually carries a long criminal record, and has a history of drug-related robberies and crimes. Usually the individual will have many tattoos and speak with a slang vernacular distinctive to the amphetamine and/or prison lifestyle.
"I don't trust that guy in my house, he just got out of prison and he's already got a gun and gone back to his old crankster gangster ways."
by Rebecca S. May 25, 2004
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crankster

That crankster that runs the ClutchStop in Concord really sucks. They do shitty work with a shitty attitude
by desmond the great February 6, 2003
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Designated Crunkmaster

1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.

2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.

"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"

"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"

Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.

This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
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cranksters

He's a crankster.
by Filbert December 28, 2003
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crankster

when a gangsta does alot of crank or meth, crankster. from the words "crank" and "gangster". when he settrips well he's gacked.
when he does crank he settrips, damm crankster.
by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006
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crankmeister

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'
innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill
by danny88 October 1, 2007
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