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crankmeister 

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'
innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill
crankmeister by danny88 October 1, 2007
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Chunkmeister 

A stout person, of a chunky nature.
He's the Chunkmeister.
Chunkmeister by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012

Crankmister 

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why
Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!
Crankmister by Marlie May 27, 2005

frankmeister

To spell something wrong or make horrible grammatical errors while communicating via text.
Wow, you really frankmeistered that sentence.
frankmeister by iaresee February 14, 2022

cranmeister

to orgasm or (cum) over someone during sex mupltiple times usually twice.
1:"oh my god dude i totally did a cranmeister on my girlfriend yesterday"
2:"wow dude how many times"
1:"twice i cant believe it myself!"

Chunkmeister 

Fat, or chunky, to highest degree.
Me: "Have you seen the new baby?"

Friend: "Yes, he is a real chunkmeister."
Chunkmeister by Mr_wordguy January 7, 2021
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