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Chunkmeister 

A stout person, of a chunky nature.
He's the Chunkmeister.
Chunkmeister by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012

Crankmister 

someone who is always too cranky and no one ever knows why
Geeze! Hes sucha crankmister!
Crankmister by Marlie May 27, 2005

frankmeister

To spell something wrong or make horrible grammatical errors while communicating via text.
Wow, you really frankmeistered that sentence.
frankmeister by iaresee February 14, 2022

cranmeister

to orgasm or (cum) over someone during sex mupltiple times usually twice.
1:"oh my god dude i totally did a cranmeister on my girlfriend yesterday"
2:"wow dude how many times"
1:"twice i cant believe it myself!"

Chunkmeister 

Fat, or chunky, to highest degree.
Me: "Have you seen the new baby?"

Friend: "Yes, he is a real chunkmeister."
Chunkmeister by Mr_wordguy January 7, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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