Definitions by danny88

crankmeister 

A large obtuse being who is a regular in the 'angry pants'

innocent bystander: Oh there goes 'insert crankmeisters name here' god he's a cranky bastard, and he needs a haircut.

innocent bystander 2: Too right he does, that fringe could kill

crankmeister by danny88 October 1, 2007

shit sling 

the act of cupping and shitting into ones own hands and then slinging it on the roof or wall of the shitting establishment - extremely messy

Macca's employee: GOD DAM IT, someone has dropped a big shit sling in the toilet again, u can clean that one up mr. manager

shit sling by danny88 October 1, 2007