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Cracker Man 

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
Oh look! It's Cracker Man!
Cracker Man by Dogsarehot202020 August 8, 2021

cracker mansion 

Typically a new-construction home, usually located on the outskirts of suburban sprawl. The occupants used to be rednecks, but they now have better paychecks. Their old house featured a car up on cinder blocks and a small garden inside a truck tire laid flat. The new house, probably ranch style, features a powerboat and two ATVs with a burbling concrete fountain with a little boy peeing out front. The front door will have an oval frosted pane window with a faux-bronze inlay and the interior décor will focus on the large screen TV. There will be at least twenty identical cracker mansions nearby. Note: the neo-colonial-style version of this home costs substantially more and may involve soaring foyers, brick facades in front of the house and Styrofoam (EIFS) on the side and back of the house. If invited to an up-scale cracker mansion, be sure to bring blush wine.
Five years ago, this was a corn field, but now it's filled with cracker mansions.
cracker mansion by Alaric Meade August 30, 2005

Crackerman 

Damn good song by Stone Temple Pilots.


Go hear it or I'll come chop your balls off.
Crackerman is cool beans, yo.
Crackerman by Big Sweaty Anus August 8, 2004

crackerman 

Crackerman is a Canadian rock band that covers Stone Temple Pilots' songs. Their lead singer is fat and has a terrible voice compared to original STP. This unoriginal idea is the worst thing to happen since Anna Nicole Smith's television show.

I also think that a Crackerman is a heroin dealer, but I'm not 100% positive.
That band from Ontario named Crackerman fucking sucks ass.
crackerman by Trey December 29, 2004

Crackerman 

Racist term for a rich, middle aged white guy who hates and wants to dominate women and people of colour.
Ted Cruz is a shining example of a Crackerman.
Crackerman by Pffft March 29, 2015

Crackerman 

The crackerman like his crackers
Crackerman by Jlw1771 May 15, 2018
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