Crank Walk

When the crankshaft of a car has excessive lateral play.

An eclipse is not exactly like a Ferrari, for a Ferrari has no crank walk.

by mr.maps August 10, 2009

Crank Walk

The act of walking when one gets an unexpected chubby in a public place, such as at work, church, retirement home, Chuck E Cheese, or any other establishment where having a stiffy is innappropriate, to relieve a passion in the pants.

Bob: Hey Carl, how are you doing this morning?
Carl: Bob, don't talk to me while you have morning weiner... nobody appreciates the crank walk.

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

Crank Walk

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.

You can tell homey is smoking meth by his crank walk.

by CSI Sharkticon July 13, 2009